Jeter: bro, make the announcement already
Andy: working on it. the kids r up my butt about retiring
Jeter: Yeah well, everybody's asking. Jorge's even gonna crutch his way back for 1 more year. you should 2 old man :)
Andy: that guy? Tell him to go f himself. jk
Jeter: :) nice
Andy: ok. Ill call cash next week. I'm trying to hold out for a new record. I want to wait past Jan 27. That'll be an 88 day holdout.
Jeter: O-k dick. Fine
Andy: I'm asking for $$$14 mil
Jeter: sure bro, whatever. cash is walking around with a little sack of money with your name on it for weeks now.
Jeter: no dog, no. lmfao
Andy: got me
Jeter: got you. later -DJ
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