I also love parody holiday music. “The Twelve Pains of Christmas” is probably the most genius holiday song I have ever heard. Here, give it a listen. I’ll wait.
Hilarious, right? The lights guy is totally me. Every year I have to put up Christmas lights I wonder why I didn’t just buy a pre-lit tree.
I decided to try my hand at this parody music stuff. Bare with me, it might get corny up in here. I present for your reading pleasure, It's the holiday season after all. The Twelve Days of Christmas, Yankee fan style.
On the twelfth day of Christmas a Yankee Fan wants to see...
12- Walk-off wins
11- Back in Left Field
10- Dollar Beers (or not! Those are expensive!)
9- Perfect innings
8- Games in the bleachers (preferably section 203)
6- Stolen bases (Or more. I’d be happy with more.)
5- Starting pitchers
4- Fair Umpires (Mark Teixeira was SAFE!)
3- Strikes, you’re out
And 1 more Championship win!
I warned you it might get corny! Anyway, I hope you and your families enjoy your holidays, whatever it may be you celebrate.
--Erica Morales, BYB Writer
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